Janet Jackson Borrowed Some 'Can't Touch This' Pants

Damn, Janet Jackson. From the waist down, she's totally dressed like the chicks in eighth grade who would coordinate dances for the variety show, lip-syncing to "I'm Tigra/I'm Bunny, and we got/the boom!" That's when they weren't late for rehearsal because they were having abortions. For real. Anyway, here's a whole slew of celebs at the Apollo Legends Hall of Fame induction. Smoky Robinson was inducted last night, to stand beside Gladys Knight, James Brown, Ella Fitzgerald and Little Richard. Anyway, that's what Janet had on downtown. Above deck, it looks like her boobies have been bad and she had to punish em'. That whole thing looks painful. Put on a nice linen suit, J, and let your body breathe a little. Isn't Smoky Robinson ageless? Other celebs in the house were Smoky's fellow honorees Denzel and Pauletta Washington (they sing?), Terrence Howard (toting baby wipes to wipe down the vaginas of the ladies he intends to sleep with), Spike Lee, Jermaine Dupri, and Marcia Gay Harden(?). Did girlfriend get lost? Photos: Getty Images 11 more photos from the Apollo Legends Hall of Fame induction featuring Denzel Washington, Janet Jackson, Wanda Sykes, Smokey Robinson and Terrance Howard are after the jump.
	Published: 2008-06-03 Provider: A Socialite's Life